Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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