but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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