I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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