it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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