i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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