Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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