Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
