He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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