he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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