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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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