THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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