marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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