I can't watch pbs sober anymore
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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