There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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