Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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