I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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