Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Two words: blizzard sex
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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