i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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