so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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