I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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