we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Randomize
