Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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