Only a mothe r could love this liver
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
