Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize