you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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