I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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