That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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