I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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