exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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