The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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