And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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