Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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