I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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