maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There's always time for handjobs
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize