so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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