there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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