Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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