$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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