Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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