and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
