i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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