no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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