glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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