Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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