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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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