I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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