yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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