Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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