high people should be assigned attendants
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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