I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
This is my gift to your gina
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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