soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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