Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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