we're blogging at a bar
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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