Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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